Sunday, May 25, 2008

Randel El vs. Ted E. Bear

Hypothetical situation:

Antwaan Randel El is on one goal line looking to go the length of the field for a score.
A hungry bear is on the fifty yard line.

Who you got?

(And if you've got the bear, are you, like Senator Hillary Clinton, evoking a secret hope that it will happen?)


peter said...

Is that an African or a European bear?

Russell Lucas said...

Not sure about Randle El vs. Bear, but Randle El vs. Seahawk? I know how that one ends.