tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15191330.post8717161823130775154..comments2023-11-28T05:28:18.563-05:00Comments on All Things Ken: Pirates of the Caribbean III RantKenneth R. Morefieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02492954693818444648noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15191330.post-19641057386500072522007-08-01T13:00:00.000-05:002007-08-01T13:00:00.000-05:00My review can be sung to the tune of "3 Blind Mice...My review can be sung to the tune of "3 Blind Mice":<BR/>"Pi-rates 3, Pi-rates 3<BR/>Is very long, is very long.<BR/>First they ssil 'round in an aimless way<BR/>Then Jack Sparrow looks kinda fey<BR/>Then everyone almost gets blown away<BR/>And then someone dies."<BR/><BR/>I didn't say it was a DEEP review...Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18122934646158331635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15191330.post-48904787259331357302007-07-27T23:02:00.000-05:002007-07-27T23:02:00.000-05:00Wow! You really hated that movie to pieces! I didn...<B>Wow!</B> You really hated that movie to <B>pieces!</B> I didn't hate it quite that bad, but it was certainly very disappointing and even further removed than the second was from the excellent first. <BR/>Here's what I think happened: two writers are locked in a room and told not to come out without a script as deadline looms. They've come up with about 5 ideas for the plot of number 3, but can't think of what to do. They put in the Criterion Collection DVD of "Time Bandits," light giant joints, and four hours later emerge triumphant and giggling with all 5 ideas crammed into one screenplay. Filled out with recycled jokes from the first movie (already once recycled in the second movie) to reach the necessary running time. Genius! "Where can we cash our checks?"<BR/>Peter W.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com